Posted by: ♪Åκšhαt♪ on: 23 September, 2009
Ogay. So i haven’t been on my blog for a long time. I know, my readers now hate me [not that there are any readers, im just being optimistic]. But here’s my third jab at the rebirth of this blog since this was created. Please excuse my earlier posts for they were just nonsensical obscenity.
As for where I was all this while, I was posting here: http://aischronicles.wordpress.com/ [Polybloggy IS allowed [except in Afghanistan maybe]]
And then, of course, came the exams. Even though they are of no consequential value, scientists cannot quite properly explain why people are afraid of them so much. Is it the sitting-for-three-hours-staring-blankly-at-the-sheet-bit? Or is it then the waiting-so-much-for-independence-day-bit? Well psychologists who study Indian student behavior haven’t quite found out because they were bunking when they had to do the research.
Then i know you won’t ask, but ill force it upon you anyways, “How did I spend my prep leave?” Well mostly on Facebook, then a lot of watching TV shows (South Park, Top Gear especially), gaming and playing soccer.
And since I haven’t the expressional motivation at this point and I haven’t worked on this blog since a long time, I couldn’t think of a good enough ending that’d make pants fly off and brave men cry. So while others would have written at this point something mildly irritating and needlessly stuffed in, I decided not to write an ending. Let brave men not cry for a day and let pants stay where they are, Change is good for all.
And I KnOw you’d fink, “Blog post without an ending? That’s like a pen without a tip!” or sime other smartass shit. And I didn’t see how I could defend my argument, so I decided to sneakily sign off. :P
[the following was written in a state of drunken euphoria]
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Posted by: ♪Åκšhαt♪ on: 18 May, 2009
First of all, no, my blog is not closing. I was away for an extremely long time, but I’m back [with a bang I hope :P]. I always love parodies and this is my shot at a parody. The original song is So Long and Thanks for all the Fish and in case you haven’t heard it, here’s a vid:
So long and thanks for all the hits
So sad that it should come to this
I tried to warn you all but oh dear?
You may not share my wackiness
Which might explain your disrespect
For all the great technoogies that
develop around you
So long, so long and thanks
for all the hits
The blog’s about to be destroyed
There’s no point getting all annoyed
Lie back and let the URL dissolve
Despite those lots of stupid comments*
We thought that most of you were sweet
Especially tiny noobs and your
poignant laymen
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long and thanks
for all the hits
(yeah)
So long and thanks for all the hits
So sad that it should come to this
I tried to warn you all but oh dear?
(oh dear)
Despite those nets of tuna fleets
We thought that most of you were sweet
Especially tiny noobs and your
poignant laymen
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long and thanks
for all the hits
PS: A big thankyou for the 9,000 hits
Posted by: ♪Åκšhαt♪ on: 8 February, 2009
Have we ever wondered how strange we would look to the people of the last century? We roam around with silly things in our ears connected with wires. Now imagine, if in the future there were smell sensors which digitally stored smell signatures. These files could be played on any smeller (speaker type thing).
Then all the things that happened with music will happen to smells. Smell piracy, smell bands, smellios (like radioes), etc. Apple would tap into the market and launch oPods(o stands for olfactory):- oPod Snuffle, oPod Classic and oPod Touch would be all the rage, complete with noseplugs and earphones (no earphones in Snuffle, though, only smells and no music!)
So what would it be like then? We would walk around with noseplugs pushed into our nostrils. And smell CDs would be sold and the popular smellback (playback->smellback, get it?) format would be .op3. There would be olfactory advertisements and commercials (hard to imagine how they would be, ain’t it?) too. And of course, oTube.
Posted by: ♪Åκšhαt♪ on: 31 January, 2009
We all love animals, whether we accept it or not. So, here is a collection of the cutest and weirdest animals of the world. And I thought that I had seen them all, until I started scouring the internet. Believe me, you’ll be amazed.
The Cutest
The decision was tough, but pretty straightforward compared to the next section’s. The other cute animals which I shortlisted are at the end of this post. And the cutest is definitely the panda. Here are some videos:-
The Weirdest
There are a lot of weird animals in this world which we haven’t even heard of. And when we see them for the first time, they always strike us as weird. In the gallery at the end of this post, you can see them all. And because of so many worthy candidates, I *diplomatically* decided that they all won. (Some of them looked really creepy and threatening to me, I had to declare all of them as winners or fear the wrath of creepy animals)
Tarsiers
Aye Aye
Axolotl
And here’s the gallery of the cutest and the weirdest:
[Click for enlarged pictures and a slideshow]
Conclusion:
The animal world is full of surprises, weird animals just waiting to be found. But it turns out looks don’t really matter in the animal world, skill does. Though some animals are really cute and cuddly, most of them aren’t.
Posted by: ♪Åκšhαt♪ on: 25 January, 2009
This is a true event which happened yesterday.
The tennis coach was teaching us that deciding the type of shot beforehand will ensure better shots. So, he asked us to shout out loudly the type of shot we are going to hit before hitting the ball, “down the line” or “cross court”. We all did the same, but one boy shouted “out” before hitting and he did indeed hit an out ball. We all burst out laughing and then asked him why did he do that. To that he casually replied, “because I knew that I won’t be able to hit a correct shot.”
So, the moral of the story is that we must be optimistic. And, more importantly, never annoy tennis coaches otherwise you would have to do 20 pushups and 5 laps of the court afterwards.
Posted by: ♪Åκšhαt♪ on: 21 January, 2009
In a previous post, I changed my desktop wallpaper, taskbar and shell components to resemble a mac and personalized it to suit my needs. This time, I did a makeover for my PSP. The basic element was changing the shell. I brought in a new Apple styled shell. The taskbar is a typical mac one but the icons are like the iPhone. And believe me, its ultra cool. EACH AND EVERY component of the previous shell has been changed. (I couldn’t take a good pic cos its tough to take a good pic of a screen of any sort)
And here’s the video:
[Many of my friends have complained that they cannot see the videos on my blog. Let me get this straight: you need java runtime environment and flash player (even class 2 kids know that but you have to sacrifice brevity for the dorks, if you want to be a good blogger)]
[Notice my apps too: Bookr (A pdf reader), Ultimate PSPTube (For watching Youtube videos), GPSP (GBA emulator) and PSP PDA (Obviously a PDA app)]
[Also notice the D-pad extender, its a great accssory to enhance the D-pad]
For my jealous fiends out there who have a psp and want to copy me, you’re free to do so. get the apps here.
Posted by: ♪Åκšhαt♪ on: 21 January, 2009
[This post has just been written to clarify the doubts of some dorks]
My new domain name, http://www.akshatb.co.nr/ is just an address which redirects you to http://akshatb.wordpress.com/. I know its late to tell you, but I forgot to write a post about it. I would have preffered akshat.co.nr, but that was already taken. Agrim was much luckier than me. He got the domain name http://www.agrim.co.nr/. Well anyways, thats luck by chance.
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